A Few Thoughts About Jersey Shore, Week 3

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If you were out holiday-partying it up last night or attempting to shoplift Axe body products, and, in doing so, missed the new episode of Jersey Shore, may you die in house music battle laced with the stench of sweat, hair gel and bad cologne, because nothing should come before the Shore. EVER. Read more »

Sickboy Shows Off Fruits of Labor

UK street artist Sickboy unveiled his interconnectable “Logopop” prints at an eponymous exhibition on Wednesday. Between 8 and 16 inches wide and limited to editions of three, these bold prints were intended for framing alone or in a grid-like format according to the space and budget of buyers. Lasting all of three hours, the short show also saw some more complex spray paint and gold leaf piece, such as these Adam, Eve and apple portraits.

Pharmaceutical Professor Uses Illogical Reasoning To Defend Anti-Legalization Stance

Since cannabis is one of the safest mood altering substances ever consumed by mankind and not nearly as dangerous as readily available legal drugs like booze and cigarettes, the following argument by a so-called academic against the legalization of weed is disturbing and more importantly, total bullshit. Read more »

Student Charged for Art of Destruction

A Masters student in Scotland has been fined for smashing a gallery window in the name of art. After issuing several warnings, 27-year-old Kevin Harman drove a metal pole through the glass at Edinburgh’s Collective Gallery last month. Read more »

BNE Prints for Sale

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If you’re poor and want to own some BNE artwork, but don’t have thousands of dollars to shell out for originals, don’t worry, we got you. In an effort to promote art and commerce, while taking the economy into mind, BNE produced limited edition aluminum prints of the cartoon icons featured in his first-ever gallery show. And these ones are only $99! Released as an edition of 188 for each character, the 12×12 giclée prints come stickered/numbered/dated. We’re currently accepting PayPal, money orders, and bags of cash. Email bucky@animalnewyork.com if interested. Read more »

Judge Saldaña Forced to Reduce Unlawful Prison Sentence for Graffiti

As it turns out, a Texas judge’s fiery speech sentencing a teenager to eight years in prison for graffiti was all for show. District Court Judge Marisela Saldaña apparently didn’t understand that stacking sentences, which would have forced 18-year-old Sebastian Perez to serve four two-year prison terms consecutively, wasn’t allowed for this case. Yesterday, Judge Saldaña was forced to abide by the law and reduce Perez’s sentence to two years in prison and two years of community service, a still very sizable, serious punishment. |KIII-TV3|

Who’s Having Their Period Today?

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Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »

Banksy’s Berlin Wall Painting Up for Auction

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A slab of stone painted by Banksy in Berlin is up for auction on Ebay. Sprayed by the elusive artist in 2003, the stenciled rock features a rat painting an “A” for anarchy. The 80-pound painting was once situated on the side of a building at a military graveyard before being cut down, with permission, for preservation and profit. The owner of the auction, currently at $4500, not only offers to help hang the piece of wall, but also cleanse it of several stenciled cowboy heads painted by lesser known vandals.

Is Bernard Kerik Pumping Iron to Enhance the Likelihood He’ll Be Ass-Raped in Prison?

So the New York Post has a story today about how former New York City Police Commissioner Bernard Kerik is pumping up, supposedly to help him fend off the lusty prison ass-goblins seeking to penetrate his virginal anus when he eventually reports to the joint for being convicted of being a slimy prick. But has anyone considered that maybe Bernie’s hoping to thicken his milkshake so that it’ll bring more boys to the yard? Read more »

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Al Franken Tells Joe Lieberman to Shut Up, Makes John McCain Sad

Here is something to brighten your day! Watch as Al Franken tells the worst human on the planet, Republican muppet Joe Lieberman, to sit down and shut up, using that fancy “gentleman” language Senators speak in of course. Then watch John McCain cry after his revolting friend gets served.