Twitter Hacked By ‘Iranian Cyber Army’

Anyone who uses Twitter can probably testify that the site was acting much weirder than usual yesterday. Maybe that has something to do with the fact that Twitter, one of the world’s most trafficked websites, had been hacked by a group calling themselves the “Iranian Cyber Army.” Read more »

White House Party-Crashers Probably Getting Their Own Reality Show

Remember all those rumors swirling that the Salahi’s were going to be part of an upcoming Real Housewives of DC series? Well, apparently the couple’s party-crashing ability was so impressive to TV executives at Bravo and NBC that they might give them their very own show! Read more »

New York Least Happiest Place in Americaland, Says Study

A study conducted by European economists found that New Yorkers are generally more miserable than people from other states. Shocking, right? Conversely, people from Louisiana ranked as the happiest of all, but that’s because Louisianians are too drunk to give a shit about how fucked they are. Also, Louisiana has good food and the local professional football team is quite good this year and really, does anything else matter? Who Dat! |Nola.com|

Depressed Tiger Losing Himself in Cereal, Cartoons

With his wife packing up the kids to move to Sweden and his public reputation tarnished, Tiger Woods has locked himself indoors and basically sits around eating cereal and watching cartoons all day, just like the rest of us. Heck, I can still remember binging on Fruity Pebbles for about six weeks following a breakup in ’02, mainly for the delicious fruity pebble milk you get to drink out of the bowl. Just saying. Making matters worse, an oddsmaker has placed odds on how much money Elin will get in the divorce settlement. Sucks to be Tiger. |NY Post|

New Era Release is ‘Blah’

A New Era cap collection isn’t exactly what one would expect from Mister Mort, who more often chronicles the tweed and faux fur toppers of the elderly. Never the less, the New York-based fashion blogger has designed a series of fitted caps, including this Los Angeles Dodgers declaration and other embroidered styles that are on sale for $60 a pop at A Continuous Lean. |High Snobiety|

Poster Boy Sentenced to Community Service

Nearly a year after his arrest at a Soho art opening, Poster Boy has been sentenced to community service. The ad altering artist was given 210 hours of work yesterday in Brooklyn Supreme Court after pleading guilty to two counts of criminal mischief, a felony and misdemeanor, according to the Post. Read more »