Here is Pamela Anderson, the aging, synthetically enhanced fuck-toy of various staggering celebrity douchebags whose vagina is a certifiable Petri dish of human social disease, getting cream splashed all over her in an effort to sell internet domains in Australia, where apparently dudes still jerk off to her or something. Read more »
Yesterday, news of a Texas judge’s decision to imprison a teenage vandal for eight years without parole caused quite a stir, with most people agreeing that the punishment was way too extreme. Judge Marisela Saldaña clearly didn’t dole out such an egregious sentence to cover the cost of cleaning up the $7,300 of damage Sebastian Perez caused, after all, his incarceration will run Texas taxpayers than $140,000. And that price tag doesn’t include the considerable public expense and burden of a four-time felon lacking credible experience or job prospects, which is what Perez will be when he’s scheduled for release at age 26 after spending nearly a third of his life locked up. Read more »
Diddy on Diddy: “If I’m not inspiring you at this point, you’re a lost hope. I’m one of the baddest motherfuckers to ever do this shit, and I’m not saying that in an arrogant way. That’s a fact, in black and white. I dare you to write down all my achievements. It will be overwhelming. Break it down and then say who’s number one in hip-hop. Who else has conquered television? Who else has conquered fashion? I don’t want to hear you have a fashion line. Do you have a Council of Fashion Designers of America award? I need to know. Have you run a marathon? If you all still want to fuck with me after I ran the marathon, I don’t know what else to do.” |Playboy via Daily Intel|
Revolting but well-coiffed sex fiend John Edwards has long refused to admit that it was his folksy pee-pee from which the sperm that knocked up Rielle Hunter was ejaculated, but a DNA test has finally proven him to be the father of her baby, meaning he must now fork over some of his tobacco-lawsuit riches to the withered 80′s coke-whore. The end. |Daily News|
Considering that Ron English’s art is hanging on a Christmas Tree at the White House, this ‘Santa Christ’ illustration and accompanying Yuletide poem is especially magical. Read more »
Taking a break from serious vandalism, the Puff Crew launched a cutesy train attack. Clad in fluorescent capes and costumes, the all-girl gang threw a Puff Party in Germany, filling a train car top to bottom and end to end with all manners of stuffed animals. Read more »
Well, $25.95 to be exact. According to the Wall Street Journal, “intelligence officials” (ha!) said that that Iraqi militants, who were of course “Iranian-backed,” successfully hijacked live video feeds from the U.S. military’s Predator drones using “off-the-shelf software” like SkyGrabber. Read more »
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »
“If 12 Australians were killed by terrorists, it’d be front page news. Yet 12 Australian men and women die from bowel cancer every single day.” Cancer cells are terrorist cells! There’s a hidden I.E.D. in your colon! It’s intestinal jihad! Read more »
Last night The Daily Show did a rather hilarious but sad recap of what’s taken place over the course of this retarded national health care debate since it was kicked off last spring. Fittingly, he ended it by taking some shots at the worst human asshole on the planet, Joe Lieberman. Read more »
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