A new study found that more women could recall their first pair of shoes than they could the first dude they made out with. |UK Times|
Probably the only way a clip from Jay Leno’s horrendously unfunny TV show would ever get posted to this here website would be if cast members from Jersey Shore made happy asses of themselves as guests, which is precisely what happened last night. Read more »
ESPN and ABC are reporting this morning that Elin Woods is filing for divorce and that her marriage to the pancake house waitress-boning golf star is dead as the dickens, whatever that means. |ABC|
It’s the holidays, so you know what that means…it’s time for the MTA to bend us all over and dick us balls-deep. Who’s getting dicked hardest this time around? Children! And people who ride the W and Z trains. Read more »
Keith Olbermann tonight delivered an impassioned “Special Comment” on the pending failure of the Obama Administration and Democrats in Congress to pass anything resembling real health care reform, and he reserved some special words for “Satan’s earthly plastic voodoo doll” as Wonkette calls him. Read more »
Parting Shot: Wiped Out
RIPO painted this “Erased” piece on a sea wall in Barcelona to protest all the graffiti that was whitewashed away, apparently to protect sensitive eyes at a new luxury hotel nearby.
Photo by Ripo
If you have an iPhone and/or just hate AT&T with the intensity of a million white-hot suns, you should read this angry, vulgar anti-AT&T screed. |Fake Steve Jobs|
Who’s Having Their Period Today?
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »
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- “Not an Island” by Chris Berens
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- “The Compass” by Chris Berens
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- “Army of Lovers” by Chris Berens
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- “Last Prince at the Plant” by Chris Berens
Stricken with ethereal visions since childhood, artist Chris Berens fortunately makes the best of them. The Dutch artist began transforming these dreams into beautiful paintings mixing “childhood fantasy and contemporary apocalyptic angst.” Working with wet and malleable images for days, Berens conducts the time-consuming process of layering and collaging his translucent paintings to create the final pieces, unveiled tonight with the opening of “The Only Living Boy in New York” at Sloan Fine Art.
“The Only Living Boy in New York,” December 16 – January 23, 2010, Sloan Fine Art, 128 Rivington Street
Sarah Palin Screws Over Hairdresser, Forces Poor Utahns to Go Tomato-Less
Like a frenzied orangutan swinging from the chandeliers of a fancy restaurant, or something, Sarah Palin rolled through Utah to promote her shitty book, stiffing one lowly hairdresser of her hard-earned money while the poor locals were crippled by widespread nutrient deficiency after tomatoes were pulled from the shelves at the local Costco, just in case any liberals fancied hurling any of the delicious vege-fruits at her enormous fucking head. Read more »
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