Domino’s Pizza announced today that it’s changing EVERYTHING about its pizza: adding butter, garlic and parsley to the crust, making the sauce sweeter and more red pepper-y, and adding provolone cheese to the shredded mozzarella mix. No word on whether or not this will make Domino’s employees less inclined to do disgusting things to the pizza or not. |USA Today|
Contemporary art sales at Christie’s and Sotheby’s have fallen 75 percent this year, a staggering, but not surprising drop following seasons of decline. But what of the market for illegal and ill-gotten goods? Read more »
Taking a play out of the Haliburton handbook, retail monolith Walmart is also overcharging troops for services, in this case shipping. |Consumerist|
The colossally inept MTA doesn’t give a shit what the public, straphanger associations or parents have to say, they just passed the 2010 ‘Doomsday’ budget that will include a bunch of highly unpopular measures like service cuts and no more free MetroCards for public school students. |1010Wins|
Whereas most vandals are content sidebusting or going over noteworthy pieces, Sam Bassett tries to top them. The recently arrested street artist taped his signature symbol high above the Os Gêmeos mural painted this summer on the corner of Houston Street and Bowery. Lest you wonder how he reached such great heights, an accomplice filmed Bassett scooting back and forth along the wall, suspended by a rope. Read more »
Quick, somebody, preferably a well-endowed young Republican with a trust fund, rescue this damsel in distress, John McCain’s perpetually confused dunderhead of a daughter, as she has clogged her drain with her flowing blond locks and has absolutely no idea how to use the weird, utterly baffling Drano stuff to unclog it, according to her Twitter. Read more »
After getting scuffed up and trampled by over a 1000 or so people, we’re proud to announce that the massive BNE painting on the floor of the gallery has been fully renovated. If you haven’t had a chance to check out the exhibit please stop by. It’s located at 595 11th Avenue and is open every day till December 30th.
Snooki and The Situation from Jersey Shore were guests on The Tonight Show last night. Stop and think about that for a second…guidos were guests on The Tonight Show last night. The world is definitely ending soon. Read more »
Another Texas teenager is being inordinately punished for graffiti. 18-year-old Sebastian Perez was sentenced to 8 years in state prison after pleading guilty to three vandalism charges and one for pot possession. Read more »
It’s the latest super premium vodka out of Russia, made with special water “enriched in silver, gold and platinum ions”…and the blood of Catholic babies? Kabbalah is sure to soon be the high-end hooch of choice for Madonna, Britney, Roseanne Barr, Demi and Ashton, the Beckhams, and all the other red-string wearing celeb devotees of the ancient Jewish discipline. Each bottle features a random Torah passage plus a unique handmade infant made of fortified glass inside. And, according to English Russia, no infant is repeated more than three times! Note (click ads) that one of the goy infants is picking his nose, while another appears to be giving us the finger. Also note, an English Russia commenter claims that “with Christian infants” is a reference to the murder of Simon of Trent by Jews in Italy in 1475. |Images via: English Russia|
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