Well you just knew miserable old prick Dick Cheney would come creeping out of his cave any day now to blame Obama for America’s future destruction at the hands of al Qaeda cock-bombers, and he issued a statement today that does not disappoint. Read more »
If you follow ample-bottomed famous person Kim Kardashian on Twitter, there’s a good chance you’ve noticed her touting various products and services like T-Mobile Blackberry, Quicktrim and Carl’s Jr. on a regular basis. But did you know that Kim’s being paid up to $10,000 per tweet to shill for these companies? Yeah, I know, it’s devastating, isn’t it? I mean, if you can’t trust Kim Kardashian, who the fuck can you trust?! |NY Post|
More than 100 pilot whales were discovered washed up and dead on New Zealand’s South Island over the weekend.
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In the event you’re in the market for a 6 bedroom, 8 bath, just under 9000 square foot colonial on a lake in the uber-rich Connecticut hamlet of New Caanan, well, you’re in luck, because noted man of the people and champion of the conservative little guy, Glenn Beck, is putting his house on the market, presumably because his current digs just aren’t cutting it any more. Go ahead, book a viewing! It’s got four fireplaces for Christ’s sake, which will help you keep warm during the winter when Obama turns America into North Korea! |via Huff Po|
Yemen must be looking at Iraq with nation-remodeling envy or something because the country’s leaders are out there just begging the U.S. to invade their country, and, naturally, the Jesus party is frothing at the mouth to go in there and blow up some people of color who don’t read the bible on a regular basis, and it’s all Obama’s fault because he’s a lazy African or something. Read more »
In addition to letting KR cover their car in drips, Mini solicited a slew of other artists to render their Cooper unusable. Graffiti writers SEAK, SMASH137 and EURO were photographed slathering the new cars with paint. The results have been compiled in Mini’s “Wash Me,” a Swiss-published book of ten artists’ vehicular vandalism. However, the results were eventually power washed away, making for a particularly impermanent promotion as compared to KR’s Krink-stained piece. |I Love Graffiti|
Where in the world is Tiger Woods? Some say he’s in rehab for sex addiction, others are speculating that he’s drifting at sea all alone on his massive yacht, while others are saying he’s having plastic surgery to repair his busted face after his wife took a nine-iron to it, but others think that Tiger’s hiding out with Manhattan party broad Rachel Uchitel. Read more »
Artist Esther Tielmans pieces layered landscapes out of painted panels. Floating off the wall, these installations offer a constructed view of nature, mixing tropical scenes with Western vistas and glossy colored blocks. Next month, the Danish artist unveils a selection of these semi-symmetrical works with the opening of her first solo show at Zürcher Studio in the East Village.
Esther Tielemans, January 9 – February 14, Zürcher Studio, 33 Bleecker Street
Let’s face it, the Japanese are obsessed with robots and it’s only a matter of time before entire populations are replaced by cyborgs. In the meantime, the very rich and vain can get a head start and have their very own robotic doppleganger made as part of “promotional sale at Sogo, Seibu, and Robinson’s department stores” reports Pink Tentacle. And here’s where shit gets really, really scary: Read more »
Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers. Read more »
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