LUSH Gives Cops a Serious Headache

No fan of cops, graffiti writer LUSH painted this piece to blow their minds. Paying homage to Scanners and Black Flag’s “Police Story,” the Melbourne artist’s explosive portrait not only hyperbolizes vandals’ typical feelings for law enforcement, but also their feelings back, especially every time a new graffiti video gets released.

Photo by Mercyful Fate

Hannes Bend Unveils New Eye Candy

Next month, artist Hannes Bend is showing off a series of sugary sculptures, casting cavities of iconic form. The hard candy collection, featuring a crucifix, Durer’s “Praying Hands,” and a trophy buck, will be exhibited alongside a new series of abstract paintings by the Berlin-based artist. Sharing a playfulness with their medium, these works will be unveiled as Half Gallery opens Bend’s “Endlich,” his first solo show in the States.

“Endlich,” January 15 – February 11, Half Gallery, 208 Forsyth Street

Karl Rove is Getting a Divorce

Oh hey look another pillar of modern conservatism, Karl Rove, the possessor of the most bulbous head in human history, is getting a divorce, which means that he was married, which comes as a bit of a surprise because I always thought he was in the closet, which he could still be, but still, it’s a bit of shock, but then again it kinda isn’t…does that make sense? Regardless, ladies, The Karl will do you now. Try to control your moistened, quivering nethers, okay. |Politico|

Metallica Drummer Oddly Bothered By Chronic Ringing In His Ears

Lars Ulrich has been a drummer in metal bands for over thirty years. Accordingly, one might expect that he’d have some trouble with his ears as he enters the middle-age stage of his life. However, this shocking news is one of the top stories on CNN’s website. Go figure. |CNN|

Is Charlie Sheen the New O.J. Simpson?

Perhaps you heard about renowned whoremonger Charlie Sheen getting arrested in Colorado on the day after Christmas on domestic abuse charges. At the time, details as to what exactly happened to lead to his arrest were sketchy at best, but now the unsavory nuggets are trickling out, most notable being that Sheen allegedly held his wife down on a bed with a knife to her throat while he threatened to have her killed. Read more »

The hardass Islamic conservatives running Iran’s government are moving towards making it illegal for men and women to congregate in public. That’ll go over well. |Jpost|

Why is Sarah Palin Trying to Secretly Take Levi Johnston’s Baby Away at Christmas?

Well here’s a heartwarming holiday story about love and family and all that, and it just so happens to involves America’s preeminent champion of good, old fashioned family values, Sarah Palin. In the middle of the holiday season, Palin’s daughter Bristol petitioned an Alaskan family court to have all of Levi Johnston’s custody rights stripped away. Even worse, the Palins attempted to do it secretly so that the dastardly liberal media, not to mention pathetic bloggers, would never find out. Read more »

Here Is the Photo of a Terrorist’s Underwear You’ve All Been Waiting to See

Late last night ABC published a photograph of the underwear worn by al Qaeda cock-bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab when he tried to blow up a Northwest Airlines flight over Detroit. So the question remains…if the we all have to take our shoes off at the airport because one dude tried to blow up a plane with explosives held in his shoes, how much are we going to have to disrobe now? |ABC|

Parting Shot: Against the Grain

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An astronaut floating over the Tenéré region of the Sahara Desert captured this photograph illustrating two sand styles, zibar and linear dunes, shown running perpendicular and parallel to the northeasterly winds in Niger.

Photo via NASA

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Graffiti Video Will Likely Piss Off Politicians, Police, and the General Public

One thing that pisses off the NYPD’s vandal squad more than graffiti is graffiti videos and this latest “trailor” by NYC’s TIS Crew should do the trick. Watch as writers like NOXER, LES, DRAG, NEMZ, and DEVI paint around the city for their soon to be released ‘Third-i-Soldiers’ DVD. |WhatYouWrite|