Like a frenzied orangutan swinging from the chandeliers of a fancy restaurant, or something, Sarah Palin rolled through Utah to promote her shitty book, stiffing one lowly hairdresser of her hard-earned money while the poor locals were crippled by widespread nutrient deficiency after tomatoes were pulled from the shelves at the local Costco, just in case any liberals fancied hurling any of the delicious vege-fruits at her enormous fucking head.

Reports the Salt Lake Tribune:

(Rhonda) Halliday was called by a friend at 8 a.m. last Wednesday and was told Palin needed her hair done that morning. Halliday had planned to take her 3-year-old to the dentist for her first filling that morning, but arranged for her husband to get off work for that chore.

She was told to meet the group at the Monaco Hotel in downtown Salt Lake City and to just leave her car with valet parking.

After being ushered to a room on the 15th floor and given some instructions (don’t talk to Palin unless she talks first) she did Palin’s hair while the former Alaska governor chatted with her family.

Then, the Palin party left to get to the book signing at Costco on time.

Halliday was the last one out of the room because she had to put her equipment away, then watched as they all drove off without anyone mentioning payment or a tip, which is common when the hairdresser travels to the client for the appointment.

When the valet attendant got her car, he said that would be $10. She said she was with the Palin party and assumed they would take care of parking. That was news to him, so she had to fork over the $10.

She says her friend has contacted Palin’s assistant and was told to send them an invoice.

Oh but wait, it gets better…

While going through the check-out lane, again with no wait, (Helen Rappaport) told the clerk she forgot to get some grape tomatoes, which she loves, so she would be right back.

That’s when the bells went off.

The clerk told her they had no tomatoes that day.

No tomatoes? At Costco?

As she was leaving, she noticed a man with a store manager’s name tag and asked him why they had no tomatoes. He informed her the store did have tomatoes, but they were taken off the shelves for a few hours.

It turns out that Palin had been pelted with a tomato at an earlier stop on her book tour and the management at the Costco was determined it wouldn’t happen here.

Meanwhile, Sarah is vacationing in Hawaii with Trig and Todd and her suitcases full of publishing industry cash wearing a McCain/Palin visor with McCain’s name redacted by Magic Marker. Sexxxy!