T-bone has lost his SUV, his Gatorade drink, his U.S. TV spots, and soon, his wife and hundreds of millions of dollars. But, as of post time, he still retained one very important Japanese product endorsement deal.

It’s the Asahi coffee soft drink WONDA! As Radar reported, Tiger and mistress #1 Rachel Uchitel like to Am-slam. “You know you have crazier sex on Ambien – you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex, ” said the 21-year-old. But first, I bet, T-ball probably quaffed a can of this caffeinated wonder-drink. “It’s wonda-ful WONDA” indeed. Speaking of endorsements Tiger, maybe you should get your agent to contact Sanofi-aventis about exchanging your trademark Nike hat (you’re gonna lose them anyway) for an Ambien one. Ask for a billion. They’ve got it. |Video: MTLB|