Twitter gives the world access to people’s most mundane details and it’s amazing how many women love to announce to the world that, yes, they’re on the rag. Here are today’s brave, bloated over-sharers.

You know what else I bet can smell menstruation? Cheetahs!

Who says that being born male prohibits a guy from cracking menstruation jokes? In the words of the street artist De La Vega, “become your dream.” I did!

One time I got so drunk that I ordered an entire pizza on my way home and passed out with the whole thing sitting on the floor next to my bed. The next morning I woke up and planted my foot right smack in the uneaten pizza as I got out of bed. That sucked, but I guess stepping on your computer is worse.

I guess dating Ty Jaynay is akin to spending eternity burning in the hellfires of Hades.

His name is Rod Roddy. No, wait, he’s dead. Rich Fields is the guy now. I think.