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Hey remember Levi Johnston, the Alaskan cock-gangsta who knocked up the daughter of Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess? Well, earlier in the week he was revealed as the new posterboy for protected nuts and we did everything we could to ignore it, because frankly, I’m kind of over Levi. But now today we’ve learned that Levi is going to take it off for Playgirl, and we just can’t ignore this.

Reports US Weekly:

“Team Levi is in the process of preparing for his Playgirl appearance,” his lawyer Rex Butler tells Usmagazine.com. “He is in the gym six days a week for the next three weeks.”

Butler said he wasn’t aware of any “particular issue” in which the photos would appear, but the issue should be out “probably before the end of the year.”

I wonder if he knows that gay dudes are the people who buy Playgirl?

And here’s his pistachio commercial if you’ve never seen it: