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Oh goodness…I can just see the marketing people at Nike and Gatorade and Cadillac just beating their heads against a wall in unison screaming, “For the love of God will this just end already!!!”

The Today Show interviewed two of Tiger Woods famed seminal receptacles, Jamie Jungers and Jaimee Grubbs. First up, in the video above, Jungers denies the rumor that she was a hooker paid to have sex with Tiger (a California madam alleges that Tiger paid her $60,000 for four whores to party with). In the video below, Jaimee Grubbs talks about how she thought she and Tiger would be “together forever.”

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Oh, and Kathie Lee, herself the sorry victim of a horny cheating husband, ran into Jamie Jungers backstage and was not impressed with the Nordic sex doll, who KL says “needs to learn some manners.”

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I hope this never ends.