tfs_mm_sourdiesel-copy Good news stoners! A bunch of scientists got some lab mice high and have determined that future strains of weed could be modified to deliver the plant’s “pain-killing properties but without its amnesic side effects.” By slightly altering a few molecules, this new super chronic could retain a high concentration of THC while keeping memories intact, sparking a major breakthrough for the medical cannabis movement and effectively ending all those tired punch lines that have allowed talentless actor-comedians like Seth Rogen to have a career in the first place. |AFP|