Meet Cathy Maples of Huntsville, Alabama, a God-fearing “real” American lady who claims to own a defense contracting company and bears a striking resemblance to Dana Carvey in drag. Last week Maples bid $63,500 to “win” the recent eBay auction for a lunch date with America’s sweetheart, Sarah Palin. This morning Maples paid a visit to the folksy vegetables over at Fox & Friends, where she said that she hopes Palin runs for president in 2012 because “we need somebody with ethics” in the White House.
And here’s the final piece of Cathy Maples/Church Lady evidence, compliments of Steve Huff:
I guess now we know why she does the "superior dance".
“The New Oxford Dictionary has declared Sarah Palin’s word ‘refudiate’ to be the 2010 Word of the Year. Palin was honored and said she would do her best to ‘dismangle’ the English language.” –Conan O’Brien