A cruel casualty of the Animal New York servers going down yesterday was my inability to share some great news with all of you people that broke late yesterday afternoon: Sarah Palin, America’s favorite folksy simpleton, has finished “writing” her much-anticipated “book” in four months and it’ll be hitting the bookstores in late November, just in time for Jesus Claus to stuff some good ole Wasilla wisdom into the stocking of every good little wingnut boy and girl.
“Governor Palin has been unbelievably conscientious and hands-on at every stage, investing herself deeply and passionately in this project,” said Jonathan Burnham, publisher of Harper. “It’s her words, her life, and it’s all there in full and fascinating detail.”
Palin’s book, her first, will be 400 pages, said Burnham, who called the fall “the best possible time for a major book of this kind.”
The book now has a title, one fitting for a public figure known for the unexpected â€” “Going Rogue: An American Life.”
Meanwhile, I’m still developing my cartoon superhero series loosely based on Palin titled, “Trixie Klondyke, Alaskan Warrior Princess.” It’s going to be amazing.
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