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Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, whose entire political resume seems to be that the city he presided over was subjected to the worst terrorist attack in U.S. history during his reign, is making noise about running for office again, presumably so he can further expose himself as a creepy tool.

While it was widely believed that “America’s mayor” would run for governor, it appears now that he’s set his sights set on a 2010 race for Hillary Clinton’s former Senate seat, currently occupied by Kirsten Gillibrand. Current polling shows that Giuliani would defeat Gillibrand handily in a head-to-head race, but this is, of course, long before Rudy goes out there and brays endlessly about 9/11 and does idiotic things that makes even Republican skins crawl. Anybody remember the totally spontaneous phone call he took from his wife in the middle of a campaign speech to tell her that he loved her? Yeah, dude is a staggering tool.