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Unless you’ve been locked hopelessly in a self-imposed technological black hole over the holiday weekend — and let’s face it, many of us were — you probably heard about the guy who tried to detonate a bomb on a plane bound for Detroit using explosives encased in a condom sewed into his pants in the area of his cock.

Well, now comes word that al Qaeda has more dudes lined up ready to attempt the same thing.

Reports the New York Post:

The British extremists in Yemen are in their early 20s and from Bradford, Luton and Leytonstone, East London.

They are due to return to the UK early in 2010 and will then await Internet instructions from al-Qaeda on when to strike.

Meanwhile all of us will be subject to a slew of retarded new in-flight conduct regulations like not being able to use electronic devices or go to the bathroom in the last hour of a flight, meaning the terrorists win even when their attacks are foiled. Fuck us.