In the process of digging through the myriad of sordid Tiger Woods stories out there this morning, I somehow overlooked this amazing little tidbit from the New York Post:
Woods was “getting busy” with (pancake house) waitress/manager Mindy Lawton in his SUV — and reportedly drove up to her trailer park — in the spring of 2007 when they were photographed by a lensman from the National Enquirer, sources said.
As The Post first reported last week, an embarrassed Team Tiger quickly agreed to let the golf great be the featured cover art for another America Media publication, Men’s Fitness, to keep the story from getting out.
HE BONED THE PANCAKE HOUSE WAITRESS IN HIS RIG WHILE IT WAS PARKED OUTSIDE HER TRAILER PARK?! Good lord, this is the best story ever!
In their headline accompanying the story, the Post labeled Lawton the “flapjack floozy.” That’s Pulitzer-worthy stuff right there.