Two Australian designers have created a ridiculous line of “wearable couture jewelry” for thick-skinned urbanites feeling too cut off from the natural world. Designed to cover up the “unpleasant sights, sounds and scents of the city,” Bio-accessories incorporates flora and fauna intended to spark a symbiotic relationship: “The human tends to the animal or plant, which reciprocates by bringing fresh air, light, greenery, privacy or birdsong to the wearer.” Click the images above for some of the living pieces, including the Perch, a hat offering a resting place for birds and a soiled shoulder for the wearer.