On Monday, at 12:42AM I received a text message from the internet hijacking Hipster Grifter, Kari Ferrell, claiming that she turned herself in to authorities in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She was very short on details and when asked how she was able to even use her iPhone, she wrote: “They’re letting me get numbers.” In an exclusive video testimonial ANIMAL posted on Friday, she apologized and said she was “taking care of things.” Apparently sooner than later.
UPDATE: Kari called from a Philly number and says she turned herself in because “things were getting ridiculous.” When asked why Pennsylvania, she simply responded, “I didn’t want to do it in New York.” Ferrell also asked that we write her when she gets her jail address in Salt Lake and really looks forward to making things right. The call was brief and before anymore questions could be asked the pay phone asked for “one dollar for the next one minute.” Click!
Photo by Will Sherman/ANIMALnewyork.com
oh kari…i had such high hopes for you…turning yourself in?? that's no way to go down.
I totally believe this. She is not known to lie.
this shit is trill fo rill
seriously though.. how stupid does she think people are?
I hope she dies.
all of a sudden…COCKS!
Kari is one of the smartest kids I even knew. She took a wrong turn and now – hopefully – she’ll get things in order.
This may have doomed any potential book deals, given such an undramatic ending to this saga.
I would have preferred more of a Bonnie and Clyde-type finish, perhaps involving a wayward fixed gear on The L.
KARI, I GAVE YOU AIDS[ED. NOTE: C'mon people. Comments like this are just stupid. Hate all you want, but try and do it intelligently.]DISGRACE TO THE RACE
your korean birth parents are ashamed they ever conceived you
Boring little liar.
silly hipsters….. Writing bad checks is stealing.. Mommy and Daddy stopped giving her money?
Ugg… This girl is such a bore. If she were really a con artiste, do you think she'd run around crying to 20-nothings about cancer? Nope. She'd be funneling their parent's money into her bank account. And. She'd be 25 pounds lighter with a proper pair of shoes. Just saying.
Kari is a piece of shit and she should've stayed out of Philly. We all were way too nice to her because two of our friends actually DID get cancer in the last two years and she played us.
She played Turco, too! Sure, she turned herself in….after she got busted.
What a ugly little carpetbaggin' vagabond bitch! And just look at what she's making off with: a lime-green pylon (stolen, most likely), a dirty yellow tea kettle (stolen, no doubt), a plastic briefcase (stolen, for sure). FWIW, the eyes tell it all — she has evil, beady, mischievous, souless eyes — like a jackal or hyena. In Korea, bitches like these are a dime a dozen. We even have a special name for 'em. We call them: "sshyangya-nyeon".
speaking for the male gender as a whole, i'd do her in a new york minute! she should do a photo shoot…in jail…for hustler…wearing the same leoprard-print pants as annette bening in 'the grifters'…i'd reduce her sentence to probation if she did. what a fucking legendary bitch! now c'mon, dont you new yorkers have anything else to talk about, like did 50 Cent take steroids?
ps she's probably the most famous korean since kim jong il. and who would you rather have in charge of a nuclear arsenal?
i guess i missed the part where people gave a shit.
FUCK ALL YOU BITCHEZ THAT ARE HATEN ON MY GURL KARI!! i DID TIME WITH HER IN SALT LAKE COUNTY, AN SHES A GOOD PERSON WITH A GOOD HEART. I LOVE YOU BITCH, I THOUGHT I WAS NEVER GONA SEE THEM BOOBIES AGAIN LOL BUT THERE ALL OVER THE INTERNET!!.. THANK GOD FOR COMPUTERS. PRISCILLA LUVS YA
Priscilla, you're sound like an idiot. .. straight fuckin' retarded for your comment above. Jesus Christ. .. really? A good person with a good heart? Don't you see what she's done to people? Have you read anything these people have said? Just search her on Google if ya have to. She may be nice to your face and cool to hang out with, but you're ignorant or a bad person yourself .. or both. I say this because I know her and she used to hang out with our friends before she moved away. She put one of my good buddies that lives in Utah in debt for $30,000 for a VW Jetta + some other shit. That good buddy was also my roommate and she used to stay over quite often. She would make up the lies about having cancer, being pregnant, etc. whenever my buddy's band would go out of town, because she was jealous and that fuckin' selfish to ruin his time. If you're proud of her for that, then you're doomed as a person. That would show you have fuckin' horrible character. People with good hearts aren't that shitty.
good one!!