A North Carolina church is planning to celebrate Halloween with a book burning, sending “perversions of God’s word” up in smoke. The Amazing Grace Baptist Church in Canton plans to fuel their festivities with “Satan’s bibles” that aren’t the King James version; “Satan’s music,” which includes pretty much everything; and “Satan’s popular books written by heretics” like Billy Graham, Mother Teresa and The Pope. “Bar-b-Que Chicken, fried chicken, and all the sides” will be served according to the church’s invitation, now offline but saved below lest you embarrassingly bring the wrong fuel to the fire. |KWTX|

Photo of a separate book bonfire by ceruleanflames