England’s tradition of highly aggressive Big Brother intrusion is long and storied, but continues to evolve. No longer content with watching every move of its citizenry via a highly advanced surveillance blanket of CCTV cameras, authorities now want to inspect nostrills too. And with the cocaine torch they can. For the past few months, real life Adam Sutlers have been testing partygoers outside nightclubs with the special ultra violet detection device. If your face lights up green, your guilty and police can then search you. The solution? Drink Red Bull. |BBC|
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Cocaine Torch Burns Up Last Semblance of British Freedom
By Bucky Turco |
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Get over it. All this is is a breathalyzer for cocaine. The CCTVs are big brother-ish, I must admit. However, the lesson here is that: if you want to get into a nightclub, don't rack a line of coke beforehand! It's a very simple solution.
It must be hard for you to do a line with Hitler's dick in your mouth.
you get over it, you apologist putz
Last I checked a cocaine torch was one of those free lighters that Camel cigarettes gives you.