paul_rodriguez Over the weekend the world held its breath as word leaked that noted teller of wetback jokes Paul Rodriguez had been rushed to the hospital with a mysterious abdominal ailment. Now, with word coming that Rodriguez was merely the victim of a tainted “Carne Asada Plate,” the world can breathe once again. For Rodriguez’s sake, I’m just glad that he wasn’t brought down by a chalupa or a meximelt, because that’d have to be considered an act of heresy in his homeland, no? Sort of like if I were to ever eat at Red Lobster or something, which, of course, I would NEVER do. |TMZ|

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