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America’s favorite blind governor says that, despite Obama’s efforts to get him to do otherwise, he is running to hold onto the office he inherited after Eliot Spitzer’s hooker-nailing proclivities were revealed to the world. Asked about it by the New York Times, Paterson said, “I am running for governor right now. I have no idea — I am a candidate for governor.” Yep, that sounds about right. |New York Times|