eminem-stewie-family-guyAn animated version of Eminem will join Family Guy’s ambiguously sexual baby, Stewie Griffin, to co-host the Sunday night cartoon lineup on Fox and plug his new album, Relapse. The fast talking toddler had this to say about the rapper, “I was just about to meet him, but after I shook hands with his stylist, his assistant, his lawyer, his bodyguard, his other bodyguard, his photographer, his manager, his hanger-on, his flower girl, his driver, his videographer, his notary, his historian, his her-storian, his texter and his own greased-up deaf guy, I got the swine flu.” |Shockhound|