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A San Diego man who sneaked a paper bag filled with his own feces into court and then smeared it all over his lawyer’s face and threw the rest at the jury has been sentenced to 31 years in prison for robbery. He was also ordered to pay $129 in restitution to a juror to replace the juror’s briefcase, which was unfortunately hit by a mound of flying feces. |San Diego Union Tribune|