Geronimo’s Kin Sues for Skull and Bones

At least once a year, a news story pops up about Native Americas battling the opium smuggler founded, CIA recruiting, ultra posh Yale secret society known as Skull and Bones. As the legend goes, Prescott Bush, George W’s grandfather, was not only a prestigious member, but also a grave robbing warlock who stole Geronimo’s skull and brought it back to the clandestine order’s creepy on campus “tomb” located at 64 High Street—that’s where they store all their occult talismans and supernatural paraphernalia. Convinced of this, Harlyn Geronimo, the Indian chief’s great grandson, is suing the U.S. government, Yale University, and the Skull and Bones themselves in an attempt to recover the remains and more importantly, deny the occult congregation one less pile of remains to play with.