Well look at this little gem that’s just been sitting out there on YouTube since last November virtually unnoticed: it’s Glenn Beck with his sidekick and a chimp in an ad for some horseshit morning zoo radio show on some horseshit Phoenix, Arizona radio station that originally aired in 1986. If by chance you thought that there was no way you could possibly loathe Glenn Beck any more than you already do, wait until you hear him speaking in his radio DJ voice.

As you’ll see, not much has changed with Beck in the last 23 years…he’s still a tool’s tool. And I know what you’re thinking…”too bad the chimp didn’t bite his big, stupid face off,” and to that I say shame on you! Shame on you! Well, not really.