
Well look at this little gem that’s just been sitting out there on YouTube since last November virtually unnoticed: it’s Glenn Beck with his sidekick and a chimp in an ad for some horseshit morning zoo radio show on some horseshit Phoenix, Arizona radio station that originally aired in 1986. If by chance you thought that there was no way you could possibly loathe Glenn Beck any more than you already do, wait until you hear him speaking in his radio DJ voice.
As you’ll see, not much has changed with Beck in the last 23 years…he’s still a tool’s tool. And I know what you’re thinking…”too bad the chimp didn’t bite his big, stupid face off,” and to that I say shame on you! Shame on you! Well, not really.



















Wow, what a horrible shame. The man had a job when he could have been living off progressive handouts in the hood. I guess he just has no shame.
Well, "Bill", so you say Beck and Rush are "documented" draft dodgers…. Hmmm….. I didn't see where your hero Obama served his country in the service. Maybe it was because nobody was quite sure what side he should have been on? If he was wearing the uniform and fighting for us in Afghanistan, would we have to wonder if he'd be on the Taliban's side? Would he join the Muslim side of the war? And, while we're at it, maybe you liberal finger pointers can direct me to where I can see Ted Kennedy's service records? Clinton's? Nancy Pelosi? Heh…. Louis Farrahkan and Jesse Jackson's too, while we're at it? Yep, I thought so…. you can't answer FACTUAL questions cuz you don't have any FACTS to back your statements up, so you resort to name-calling. Just remember: A Liberal/Democrat is just a Conservative/Republican who hasn't been mugged yet and had all the things he worked hard all his life for taken away and given to someone else in the guise of "socialism".
And, I might point out to "Michael" that after reading the 70 comments posted on here so far, they are running about 10-to-1 POSITIVE comments for Glenn, not negative. So, what does THAT tell you?? You liberal whiners just spinning the truth again to try to convince others that you are "right". Call Acorn. Maybe they can get you a good deal on an illegal immigrant/prostitute/tax-dodging housekeeper to clean up the mess from the poop sandwiches Obama sold you.
People who listen to conservative talk radio please wake up!!!! These hosts are all just radio Disc Jockeys that utilize emotions to sell their product. These guys are all morons & have no solutions for themselves much less the United States of America! They are not politicians nor the "voice of the little people" they are simply Disc Jockeys that have to put food on the table & worry about how they will use moron listeners to push them up the ladder in their DJ career.
Glenn Beck is one of those that has began in the Y95 & just went on to do whatever was popular or profitable which is currently conservative talk radio. Bottom line is he is not a "patriot" he is a DJ who will say and do whatever it takes to get listeners and supporters to climb the ladder of his radio career.
WHAT A RUSE! I pulled up this site expecting to see something that would offend Mr. Beck–what I saw was someone doing his job. For anyone who does not believe that Glenn Beck speeks the truth, I suggest that you Google "socialism", then you might see what Obbie is doing to this country. You lib-loving protesters 'ought to go out and not only find a job, but try to keep it more than a month.
Beck is a loser and an idiot. He drums up things just to piss people off. I saw a clip of him the other day complaining about kids in school singing songs about Obama. Where was he for YEARS while we were pledging allegiance to the stupid racist american flag? FINALLY, now that the Dems are in control, WE'RE NOT allowed to sing about someone that is better than this country could ever be??? He's just pissed off because "his" America (where people had to work just to pay for food and housing and healthcare) is ending. Hey Beck – SOME OF US DON'T WANT TO WORK! And we're not going to let idiots like you stop the government from giving us what we want!
I don't really care for Beck, Hannity,Limbaugh, Maher, Olbermann etc. They can all go suck it for all I care as their condescension and arrogance does not get lost on me. I think Beck, like all those I mentioned above, is a wus trying to make news on slow newsdays. However, this video is no big deal as far as commercials go. It should only serve to make people aware that first and foremost he is a showman looking to boost ratings. That's what you're supposed to do as a radio persona. I just refuse to be manipulated by him or the others, conservative or liberal…"half my brain tied behind my back" give me a fu$kin break Rush, you hypocritical drug addict, I don't want to hear or see fake, wus tears either so I change the frequency any time I hear Beck's shrill voice.
While this vid seems pretty much nothing, the person whom most are discussing is not; okay, well maybe he is, but the words that he has been spewing lately are not. I am a person who served this country and am quite appalled by what Mr. Beck is doing to it. He should use that "huge" audience of his to do something to bring this country together, but he seems to be on the same track as Mrs. Palin with the "real America" versus the "fake" America or the new 'Patriots"?! Remember divided we fall. We will all fall. I went to a UK site last night and it appears that a lot of the people over there think that this country has lost its power and sense for that matter. We are becoming a laughing stock around the globe. Thank you Beck and Limbaugh for your contributions to our society as a whole…NOT.
This is supposed to prove….what??? So, you don't like Glen or how he delivers his message, or the message itself. A lot of other people do. And that's okay. Despite what other people in the government have been saying, this is still America, and we still have our freedom of speech…kinda…they're working on that one, too…so if you don't like Glen…don't watch him. If you don't agree with him, that's okay. For people who are seriously concerned about the things that are happening in our country and in our government, we need people like Glen who seek out the truth and let us know what is going on. This is what freedom is all about. We'll know that we're all in deep trouble on the day that only one opinion is allowed to be broadcast and talked about. If we are not diligently loving and standing up for the truth and our constitution, that day could be upon us much sooner than we ever thought possible. I would encourage anyone who is having the slightest doubts or concerns about the actions that they see our government officials taking…not the words that they speak…but what they are actually doing…to read the constitution carefully, noticing how our founding fathers purposefully and carefully worded the limiting of our federal government. Read the writings of our founding fathers. Search out the wonderful truth about the beginnings of our Christian nation. This is what has made our nation great, and has kept it great for so long, and is exactly what so many in our government are actively trying to destroy at this very moment. If you are at all thankful for what we do have here in America, please, please, open your eyes and heart to the "change" that the liberals are trying to force down our throats. I don't think you will like the America that we will have tomorrow if the liberals get their way today.
Isn't loathing akin to hating? We're not in the early stages of a violent hate crime are we?
Jason, I really hope your trying to be sarcastic. If not, you've got to be one of the dumbest people on the planet. If you can't contribute to society, the least you could do is carry your own weight. Lazy freeloaders like you are the biggest problem with this country, think of how great it would be if everyone did their part.
Does Yahoo not understand irony for the sake of humor? Come on, that commercial was pretty damn funny.
I hate liberals and conservatives. They're both close-minded idiots. If only everyone was moderate.
hey MARK C…there is someone else who delivers the message…his name is RUSH !
What next? HS yearbook pictures?
So he was a DJ on a Zoo program, and a drunk during that period, does that make BHO less of a Socialist today? Are his czars any less than Party officers in all branches of govt.?
LAME!
This post is a litmus test for Beck haters; there's nothing there, but it causes their Lizard tails to fall off.
Wow. You lefties really got Glenn on this one. He did a corny commercial for a radio station, what like 20 years ago? And? Next you are going to say he did drugs and drank and chased woman etc….. oh yeah…… he already admitted all that. Hmmm now what? pathetic
Glenn Beck is not a journalist, he is a talkshow host. You might as well get your "news" from Jerry Spiringer.
It is not of my concern if he takes drugs or is an alcoholic. Those things only demonstrate that he is weak & does not practice self control in his life. The point is that he IS A DISK JOCKEY and always will be. This is not some dark secret that was just revealed to bash him all of a sudden. Anyone with any sense knows that these guys are simply DJs doing their job to gain affiliates & has nothing to do with their shady past. Money not America or Americans is what drives Mr. Beck & the rest of these DJ s!
The fact is that the majority of these talk show host are merely DJs who got the drop on all you morons.
Screw you Tim. If you want to work, then work! Why the hell do you care if Obama pays for me anyway? If you want him to pay for you, then don't work! I don't understand why ANYONE would want to work if Obama is going to pay your rent and car and food. I worked for 3 months last summer to help him win the election so that I wouldn't have to work now! Bush spent so much money to get his friends oil in Iraq and now it's my turn!!!
Anyone who has watched Glenn Beck knows that he backs up everything he says, unlike left wing bombthrowers who spew lies and hope they stick. Keep on keepin' on, Glenn!
It scares me how dumb so many people are. You believe what Glenn Beck says because he's a decent actor. He found a perfect niche and place to put all his community theater talent. He is no great American, he is a broadcaster searching for an audience, and he's found an incredibly gullible one.
Obama is a socialist? Because of his Czars? Unbelievable, Regan first appointed a Czar, and it really is just an easy name to remember for someone who is advising the government, zero administrative powers. But fact doesn't matter, to the right, what matters is winning, if bending the facts help that, then so be it. And I love the Liberals are weak talk, trust me I will tell any single one of you to your face, that you and your incredibly selfish and fearful minds are hurting this country,
Huh, why is this a big deal? I've seen many commercials like this. Those who are making a big deal about this commercial need to get a life. There is so much hatred by those on the left. It's sad!
White/Black Southern Boy: Do you believe the government caused 9-11 too? I've seen all the conpiracy theories about the Masons and the "New World Order" on YouTube too (just to be entertained). These conspiracy theories have been debunked.
Great site here, must be a real money maker. I love that top banner ad inspiring me to buy something. Err… Hold on a second. You guys with your lack of advertising remind me a lot like Air America. Keep up the good work Comrades! I vote we should fund your site through tax dollars. Better yet, may ACORN can fund you. Either way Keep up what you are doing.
Good one, Jason.
Unfortunately, it will fly over most people's head.
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Unintended irony is much funnier.
"You all breed hate and I hope your lives are the punishment for it!!!!
Have a good one,,,,,,,,Bitch"–Glennsadouch
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Does anybody have Sara's phone number?
trust me I will tell any single one of you to your face,–gene
Proposing an improbable (if not impossible) act of bravado exposes your weakness, gene.
Although, you might be correct that I wouldn't want you talking to my face in that you seem to do your talking out your ass.
Chill guys I thought that was charming. The only thing wrong with Glen Beck is the fact that intellectual bafooneries pop out of his show like zits. Like the idea that Evolution is a Progressive plot. But he mostly right on. and a decent guy. Even if you don't accept the view through his Christian colored glasses as gospel — so speak. But chill guys why do you need to hate so much? I don't hate our president, although I mostly disagree with him. Chill.
Bring it on home
Bring it to Jerome—–E. McDaniels the Bo man
Glen looks like the typical cheesy top 40 radio station ad. I am surprised at Glen's popularity considering most of his comments do not make sense and are inaccurate.
What's so surprising, ocd?
Are you not popular?
Van Jones, Acorn, I couldent be more happy!! keep up the good work Glen!!!
This guy gives his own opinions on his show which are not based on facts. People should not mistake this as the news.
The underlying fabric of every "news" broadcast is woven with opinion and dyed with a political agenda.
Take your blinders off before suggesting others fine-tune their focus, kennedy.
Olbermann and Beck aren't the most persuasive purveyors of propaganda.
That award goes to the "news" outlets that have convinced you they are devoid of such shenanigans.
Hey Animal, are you still in the line (If you can call being a Twit(er) a job) work you were in 20+ years ago?!
I find it amusing you bunch of neo-comms can't stand how successful conservative news and talk radio shows are. Face it, Air America was a total flop, CNBC, MSNBC and even CNN are getting their asses kicked by Fox and all you can throw out there is the hag duo of Maddow and Garofalo.
You can always tell when a white male makes it because the attacks come fast and often!
well. Jason, you are totally ignorant. It makes me sad to know there are people that think like you out there. Obama is not paying for anything, its the rest of us that have to pick up the slack for you and all the other people who think like you. If no one worked because "Obama pays for all of us", where do you think the money would come from. Hopefully you become a victim of Obama's healthcare plan before you cost this country anymore than you already have.
White/Black Southern Boy- “NUVUS ORDO SECLORUM†means New Order for the Ages, not NEW WORLD ORDER. There is a difference. BTW let Liberals judge Beck for 5-10 words he said once. I just laugh they have no idea what he was talking about. The media can turn 5 words into a monster. STUPID
Hey, Tim,
You hit the proverbial nail on the head. Socialism will only last until the wealthy are bled dry. I guess there is hope, after all!
BTW Jason is the biggest idiot I have ever seen. Im still waiting for this free money that was promised. Nothing is free, just thinking about it. oh yea he doesnt have a brain…
As I said, Jason, your satirical jab at Obamanites will go unnoticed for the most part.
Wow, you summoned the Nutjob Borg.
Impressive.
And the name, mail fields above are somehow kept in all caps, while this field is not. Weird. Wonder what to blame for that.
Pls, pls someone re-encode that so us here locked behind the Chicom firewall can enjoy some Crazy Beck action. ;-(
Love the way Beck goes after that horseshit Obama! Poor Barry. Even Iran is making him look like the chump he is.
There were no commercial planes on 9-11. Witnesses, regardless of how many, have never in aviation history verified a plane or a plane crash. Only wreckage and debris does. Just like the witness of blood has never verified the type or the DNA. Only physical testing of the material will verify the type. After 8 years…NOT ONE SINGLE PIECE OF DEBRIS FROM ANY OF THE 4 LOCATIONS FROM ANY OF THE 4 PLANES OF 9-11 HAS EVER BEEN INSPECTED, TESTED, ANALYZED, OR VERIFIED IN ANY WAY BY ANYONE (FOIA requests FBI 2008).
There were no commercial planes on 9-11. Beck exists to continue the trusted lie.
Beck also continues the lie about men setting foot on the moon, and still denies that the Earth is flat.
What a tool!
I would just like to say, that the person who wrote this article is fucking brilliant. Who knew such an inconsequential post would result in such a huge amount of traffic and comments.
Way to play all these self-righteous ignorati like a fucking flute, man.
we're all aware of most of the post content.
i want to know: how did george bush get away with this?????? (911)
we all know he's guilty! …..
we all know he's not smart enough to do this alone….
WHO?????
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