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In her love letter to Bucky published earlier today, Kari Farrell, aka the “Hipster Grifter,” expressed astonishment from prison over Bill O’Reilly’s resistance to being picked off by natural selection by this point. Well, he’s still on the air acting the ass on a regular basis, but let’s not forget that today’s the five year anniversary of O’Reilly being exposed as a creepy perv in court documents filed by lawyers on behalf of former O’Reilly employee Andrea Mackris, who sued the bloviating Long Island native for sexual harassment and is rumored to have received millions in a settlement. According to St. Louis Magazine, Mackris now resides in Missouri, where she enjoys a fabulous wardrobe and spends her free time volunteering for Planned Parenthood, which is VERY funny when you consider how much O’Reilly hates abortions. If you’ve never read the lawsuit, it’s a helluva entertaining read, filled with lurid details about “vibrators, phone sex, threesomes, masturbation, Caribbean shower fantasies, a Thai sex show, falafel, stewardess trysts, vehicular coupling, and Al Franken.” |The Smoking Gun|