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Help Jessica Simpson Find Her Coyote-Snatched Dog

09.15.09 Cajun Boy

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Jessica Simpson tweeted last night that her beloved “Malti-Poo,” Daisy, had been snatched away by a coyote right in front of her very eyes. When I was a wee Cajun lad, I had a dog snatched away by an alligator when it sniffed around the water’s edge, so I feel Jessica’s pain. However, I didn’t post any missing dog notices because doing so would’ve been pointless, just as it probably is in this case, but we wish Jessica luck regardless. |Jessica Simpson’s Twitter|