Oh. My. God. Here are Randy and Evi Quaid’s mugshots, taken after their arrest yesterday in Marfa, Texas. Was Randy preparing for a winter job as a department store Santa? The couple wrote a statement about their arrest that included the following line: “I promise the state of California, Texas does not bother people over hamburgers ordered by room service, supposedly burglarized.” Randy and Evi Quaid are insane, obviously. |TMZ|