Last week a German trucker wrecked his rig in Western Sweden while jerking his Johnson, leading, naturally, to a messy spill. Surprisingly, the mainstream media is not leaving all of the fun to be had with such a story to the blogosphere, as is usually the case. With that said, here’s Frank Heinz, a reporter for an NBC affiliate in Dallas/Fort Worth, with his reporting of the story:

A German trucker flipped his rig in western Sweden last week and admitted to police to masturbating at the time of the accident, a Swedish newspaper reports.

The unbelievably unsatisfied trucker proceeded to continue to pleasure himself while discussing the accident with police, the paper reported.

“He was masturbating while the police interrogated him,” police prosecutor Ã…sa Askenbäck told the newspaper. “He has admitted that he was not paying full attention at the time of the accident. He was playing with himself instead of focusing on the road.”

Almost as funny as the headline Heinz wrote is the wording used by a Swedish news agency to describe the unfortunate incident:

The man remained in the vehicle with his hands apparently still clasped around his own gear stick and was subsequently arrested for reckless driving and driving while under the influence of drugs.

No word on whether or not the hopelessly horny trucker was able to reach his desired destination at any point, and I can only assume that truck stop whoring is outlawed in Sweden.