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You see that there deer? It was hit by a car in Delaware and stuck inside the grill, so the driver of the car drove to a police station, where the nice local cops dislodged the deer and released it, only for it to be shot at by a passing motorist as it was being released. Somehow the deer survived all of this calamity and remains at large to be killed another day and served in a tasty venison chili with buttered Saltines on the side. |NBC|