She blinded me (permanently) with science…Did you know that vanilla is the most erotic scent to older men? Well, thanks to this new spot for Vancouver’s Science World, you’ll not only know it, you’ll feel it deep in your loins.
According to the press note from Rethink Communications, this commercial was shot “in a real-life hernia hospital.” If you make it to the end of the 30 seconds, you’ll be treated to the porniest shot of spot, and every man’s ultimate fantasy—getting his cone double-teamed by two experienced tongues. Or, it’ll make you think of Two Girls One Cup (which may have been Rethink’s thinking) and you’ll never eat ice cream again.
The second less-interesting spot of the campaign informs us, via the overused Jeopardy parody setup, that the brain is mostly water. |Video: Illegal Advertising|
Oh Mein Gott!
This is the best vanilla ice-cream I have ever seen!
I'm close to being really old (jaguarish?, and I view this video as a potential future employment opportunity. Aah, the golden years: shitty pension & porn royalties; heaven with a slice of pie al a mode. I'm not a lesbian so far but, the thought of getting poked for a lifetime has brought up some hostility in me and I have decided to enroll in a Jujitsu class for self preservation; I will be attending the session Cock Block beginner and I will try to advance to the level of Master Broke Dick. One good thing to note, as I was told by many octogenarians; pubic hair stops growing when you age to about 60ish, most old heads have f'ed up vision so, who knows what is real or dementia. Sex with muted sound, grainy / intermittent vision and dulled nerve sensors; sounds like Saturday night.