Meet Jerzy Mitchell. She is Kari Ferrell’s cellmate and is also looking for some pen pals. The convict, in her early 20s, wrote a letter describing jailhouse living and spending most of her waking time with the notorious internet sensation—by her count she’s tallied over 1500 hours already. Mitchell also tells us about her DIY makeup, the fun in watching other inmates getting busted for drugs, and Kari’s sock therapy. You can’t make this crap up:
Feeling inspired? Write this girl:
Jerzy Mitchell/SO# 287154
Salt Lake City County Correctional Facility
3415 S. 900 W.
Salt Lake City, UT 84119
P.S. Make sure you follow the rules!
I am so writing to this girl!
Also, is it just me or are there some striking similarities between the handwriting of the two cellmates?
Perhaps she was dictating and paid in jolly ranchers?
What's this girl in for?
The tatt's pretty cool. She has a pretty face but where's the ass shot?
Her hand writing is exactly like Kari Ferrell's. Looks suspicious.
Obviously a hoax. Fools.
I was thinking about writing to Kari but I think I dig her cellmate more.
NOTHING SAYS "HOT" LIKE HAVING A TRAMP STAMP…IN JAIL!
Jesus people, isn't it screamingly obvious that this letter was written by Kari herself? Not only is the handwriting identical to Kari's, but if you read the letter, the syntax and vocabulary are the same.
This is a woman who is in jail for scamming people (and was identity theft included in that?) and she has just stolen the identity of her cellmate for her own benefit! And you just ate it up without one moment of thought!
I give up.
Rachael: Ha, nice theory, except when someone writes Jerzy direct. It's possible she dictated the letter to Kari. Probably not the sensational conspiracy you were hoping for, but I'll be sure to ask—both of them!
This is like, the least hard prison in the country.
Wait, 9mo? This must be county. Nevermind.
seems pretty obvious that this is kari writing this
Gotta say, of all the tramp stamps in the world, every unfortunate one of them, this has to be among the classiest.
jerzy mitchell is my sister!! this isn't Kari's handwritting.. it's jerzy's. I know what her hand writting looks like. Jerzy is in for communications fraud, forgery and retail theft. Jerzy is the best sister in the world, talk all you want and think all you want. But i know for a fact that this is her hand writting. I went and saw jerzy and kari yesterday. They're both doing way good. Write both of them, they are the best girls ever! I love them both much, and I thank kari so much for all she has done for my sister, even tho she's in jail.
Hey, Taylour above is right.. just to let you know. It is hard to identify who is who on the internet… but I am Jerzy and Taylour's aunt and this is definately Jerz. She is an awesome and sweet girl who just got caught up in the circumstances of life. Kari, I don't know whatsoever, but I know Jerzy thinks the world of her.
Hello all you doubters (bug off) and sincere ones (love you) out there………Jerzy is my beautiful daughter. She is in a cell with Kari, My daughter Taylour and I saw both of them yesterday, they are well for being in a cell. I can honestly say this is indeed my baby's hand writing (fools) as she uses a capitol D in stead of lower case and, i wont give away all her secrets of hand writing, as im sure there is some one who will try to copy it…its so unique, just like Jerzy and Kari are. I know individuals who have tried and failed to write like me and to no avail. SORRY, no one can copy us. Cant be done. As for the awesome tatoo on her lower back, her ex boyfriend Justin did that, and its also an original just like Jerzy herself. She and Kari are both great women who made a poor choice, and if you can say you never have…theres alway three fingers pointing back at you when you are pointing one. Jerzy and Kari both will benefit from your being pen pals. Thank you God for placing them in each others life when they could lean on each other for support!! ;]
There is no woman in her 20s booked into the SL County Jail with the last name Mitchell:
http://www.slco.org/JailRoster/
Owned, uberly.
Yeah. Because she got out on October 22nd dipshit.
well aint that an anal bead!
goooo bucky!!! Hahah
i gotta meet this BUCKY fo sho!!! xoxo
I was the hipster grifter for halloween. Everyone loved it. Can you let her know that?
Not without a photo! tips@animalnewyork.com
I miss you Jerz, I hope everything went well. FUCK YOU HATERS! She is for real. Love ya forever.
Liz… I saw kari yesterday, we told her all about it. She thinks its pretty cool…?
Her handwriting is absolutely not unique. I am the same age as them and would say about 1/4 of the girls I know write with this kind of handwriting or some minor variation of it (i.e. a "unique" upper case R instead of D or circles over the i instead of dots or with a bit of a slant). I'm not saying this makes her a lesser person, I'm just trying to give you some real talk. FYI my handwriting is not in this style because I myself am REALLY unique and different and special and no one in the world can ever compare to me or my handwriting.