God I’d hate to be famous, lest I be forced to swat away cameras and issue “break your fucking face” threats to photographers, just as James Gandolfini (who looks dashing in a Homer Simpson mask doesn’t he?) had to do in this video to one Guest of a Guest photographer while he was out trick-or-treating with his kids on Halloween.

I’m so glad my lovely friend Rachelle Hruska, GOG’s queen bee, wasn’t the one being assaulted by the scary actor person…