Kate Hudson, the greatest slump-buster ever known to man, has kicked New York Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez to the curb, reportedly because of his “roving eye.” Shocking, right?

Rodriguez, a renowned post-season choke artist famous for cheating on his wife with small market strippers and aging pop divas, just came off the greatest run of his career, thanks to the transformational powers of Hudson’s magical vagina.

Reports Page Six:

The Yankee slugger was “acting like a single man,” partying with two pretty girls at the W Hotel Friday before zeroing in on a blonde at the Armani Exchange Sunglass dinner at The Delano on Saturday.

But it was business as usual for beaming Kate Hudson, who refused to talk about her private life yesterday when we asked about A-Rod at a lunch for her movie “Nine” hosted by Harvey Weinstein at Per Se. Reps for both Kate and A-Rod declined to confirm that the pair had split, although a source told us last night, “They’ve definitely broken up. There’s been some drama before about his roving eye. But this isn’t the first time they’ve split up and got back together.”

Now that she’s free, maybe Hudson could lend her services to President Obama, with the first lady’s permission of course, so he can get health care reform passed?