Writing from her Salt Lake City cell, Kari Ferrell sent us a new letter three days before she was sentenced describing her incarcerated living conditions, insights on pop culture, and how she would go about auctioning off her vagina.

Stay tuned, tomorrow we’ll be posting a letter from her cellmate, Jerzy Mitchell.
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I would very much enjoy for Ms Farel to view my picturez for I keep reading about her adventures and her love of beards and Mine, indeed would be one for her to see!
wow. she still doesn't get it. she thinks she's some kind of martyr. in all honesty I don't think she belongs in jail, if anything she belongs in a mental institution. she lied about having cancer, she stole thousands of dollars (sorry keri you can deny it all you like but the evidence is there as well as the countless confessions/stories from people) and yet she still plays the guilt trip. reading these letters is almost painful. she's in her own sad and fragile world of denial. so sad.
i honestly can't understand why you guys keep giving this pathetic (and boring) moron more airtime. i understand that somehow it generates webhits for you, but goddamn man! enough is enough.
oh look! her handwriting is adorable (it isn't) and look! she drew an animal on the front of the envelope! so tired. you guys are better than this.
Peepz are jealous of her even when she's in jail.
I told her and my sister ( her cellmate, jerzy mitchell) about what Kayne west did to Taylor Swift. I feel cool =]
For being so "intelligent" she sure does use a lot of words incorrectly.
She also says "fuck" a lot. I always figured excessive use of profanity is a sign of stupidity, poor judgement, limited vocabulary or some combination of the three….