The embattled Jenny Sanford, she who stuck by her family values conservative Republican man after it was revealed that his trips to “hike the Appalachian trail” involved boning ladies on other continents, has filed for divorce from her sex-addicted troll of a husband.
Jenny Sanford released this statement about an hour ago:
Statement from First Lady Jenny Sanford
Columbia, S.C. – December 11, 2009 – As so many of us know, the dissolution of any marriage is a sad and painful process. It is also a very personal and private one. Because Mark and I are public figures, we have naturally had less privacy with which to deal with our difficulties than do other couples. Indeed, I know it will soon become known so I choose to release this brief notice that I am now filing for divorce. This came after many unsuccessful efforts at reconciliation, yet I am still dedicated to keeping the process that lies ahead peaceful for our family.
I remain thankful to so many across this state and nation for their words of encouragement and prayers during this difficult time. Please know the boys and I are doing well and are blessed with the incredible support of friends and family and bolstered by our faith and the unfailing love of our God above.
With that said, new divorcee sex is the best sex, so please come have a crazy weekend in New York Jenny!
Good for her. It’s funny how Mark Sanford was so outspoken about Clinton’s indiscretions, even though it had nothing to do with anything else. The only reason this is so hilarious and the reason he should be publicly ridiculed for this is because he pitched a fit over it and then turned around and did this. Fucking hypocrite.