Quick, somebody, preferably a well-endowed young Republican with a trust fund, rescue this damsel in distress, John McCain’s perpetually confused dunderhead of a daughter, as she has clogged her drain with her flowing blond locks and has absolutely no idea how to use the weird, utterly baffling Drano stuff to unclog it, according to her Twitter.
Naturally Meghan, as is her proclivity, deleted her panicked, confusion-laden tweets as soon as the little “this makes me look like a total jackass” light inside her wee brain went off. Luckily, we were able to screengrab them before she saw the light…
For those of you who haven’t used Drano previously (and really, who other than the pampered daughter of a booze heiress and a U.S. Senator hasn’t?), all you do is pour the shit down the drain, wait 15 minutes, run some water, and voila, the drain is unclogged 99% of the time.
Regardless, surely someone will come to her rescue, since Twitter is just overflowing with plumbers, right?! Too bad she and her Dad’s buddy Joe the Plumber aren’t all that tight anymore after she called him a “dumbass.” Pot meet kettle.
How classic. The old plumber come to "help a girl out" scenario. Need some wah-wah pedal here.
Jesus. I am pretty bad about running to Daddy for help with maintenance-related issues, but I can at least read the damn directions.
Jet, I believe this is the link you requested: http://www.sadtrombone.com
Actually, I'm starting to feel a bit sorry for the twit. It's like she never learns.
Has she got no one in her life to tell her that the entire world does not revolve around her tiny little struggles to get through the day? Do her parents really not see that she continually makes a fool of herself? Isn't there anyone older and wiser who can take her aside and explain how to conduct herself in public?
I'm not sure she's actually a mean person…at least not yet, although her genes don't bode well. But how do you get to be 25 and not have a single freaking clue?
I resented it at times, but I have to give my parents credit for occasionally telling me – gently – to cut it out when I got too full of myself.
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@KATIE: "Has she got no one in her life to tell her that the entire world does not revolve around her tiny little struggles to get through the day?"
Umm… considering that she put 3 posts on twitter about unclogging a drain and at least 5 blogs (including wonkette) are talking about it… is that really so far from the truth?
DAUGHTER OF A BOOZE HEIRESS HAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHA