Island of Dr. Moreau advertisingâ€”How original. To introduce the new Kia Forte, LA agency David & Goliath scratched their ad-heads for probably about as long as it takes a cheetah to get to full speed (three seconds) to hatch these latest examples of Photoshop Animal Abuseâ€”the poor endangered cheetah has been digitally hacked to death repeatedly by ad hacks in efforts to sell the benefit of speed. In addition to the above Cheetel hybrid, we have the less-interesting looking Equiphant. Here’s your third ad D&G: a combo armadillo and dragonflyâ€”safe and speedy. That should be interesting-looking. Ads scanned from recent general circulation magazines.