After German and Austrian authorities discovered trace elements of cocaine in Red Bull, officials in Taiwan and Hong Kong also claim to have found blow in their supply of the popular energy drink. Initial tests indicate that “between 0.1 and 0.3 micrograms of the illegal drug per litre” were detected, prompting mass seizures of Red Bull cases like they were kilo bricks and forcing doctors to reassure the canned stimulant drinking public, that they’re not crack-addicted zombies, yet!