Oh well look at this…the evil geniuses at NASA are going to kill us all, using our tax dollars no less, this Friday when they launch a missile/rocket/bomb thingie at the moon. They say they’re doing it to search for water, but we all know that the moon is made of cheese and that the United States government is hiding the true facts about the cheese and secretly launching spaceships to harvest that cheese and then bring it back to earth. Or something like that. Regardless, prepare to die on Friday just so some guy who fancies himself as Tom Hanks in Apollo 13 can serve fancy cheese at his daughter’s Galveston, Texas beach wedding in a couple of weeks. You’ve been warned. |NBC|