A 20 year-old moron from Lincoln, Nebraska was arrested after police discovered that he stuffed his six-smonth-old female cat, Shadow, into a homemade bong. He claimed it was acting hyper and assumed that jamming the feline into a restrictive smoke filled chamber the size of a shoebox would subdue it. While some might decry his actions as wanton animal cruelty, he should really be prosecuted for smoking out of a plexiglass box with a garden hose attached to it in the first place—that’s just plain barbaric! You’ll never win the gold like that! |AP|
|Photo: AP Photo/Lancaster County Sheriff Dept|