peta_pam God, how fucking uninteresting and unfunny. The animal rights organization claims they “hoped” to run this spot titled “Cruelty Doesn’t Fly” on CNN’s Airport Network at NYC area hubs during the just-started Fashion Week. This is of course pure pig shit. Much like what transpired with their flaccid veggie porn Super Bowl stunt, PETA brass would sooner eat raw baby chick heads than fork over that kind of media money. The scenario here is: Pam Anderson is a slutty airport security official screening passengers for leather and fur. Fellow F-listers Steve-O and Andy Dick make stupid cameos. There is but one reason to jump and watch: you get to ogle two taut naked butts.

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