The Nigerian trust fund brat, Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, who tried to blow up Northwest Airlines Flight 253 on Christmas day has a rich online history filled with tormented rants about how horny and desperate for a piece of pussy he was.

How deliciously ironic is it that Abdulmutallab’s efforts to spend eternity drowning himself in 72 virgins ended with him lighting his genitals on fire? Also, I wonder if these pricks realize that the Koran doesn’t specify which sex the virgins waiting for them on the other side will be comprised of? |Post|