rush-limbaugh-parody Surely by now you’ve heard that Rush Limbaugh’s been trying to buy an ownership stake in the NFL’s St. Louis Rams. Despite public outcry from fans, past and present players and other owners, Rush has remained undeterred. Earlier today he said the following on his radio show: “I’m not even thinking of exiting. I’m not even thinking of caving. I am not a caver. None of us are. We have been betrayed by too many who have caved. Pioneers take the arrows. We are pioneers. It’s a sad thing but our country over 200 years old now needs pioneers all over again, but we do.”

Well, that’s all fine and dandy, but he’s now been essentially told to go fuck himself. Rush Limbaugh’s dream of owning strapping black men is dead. |ESPN|