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The leader of the modern Republican party, thinly-veiled racebaiting fearmonger Rush Limbaugh, is getting married! On the 4th of July!!! For the wedding night, Rush will pop a special commemorative red, white and blue Viagra tablet to sex his bride, who will have the preamble of the constitution tattooed to her labia majora, on an American flag laid out across one of those sleep number beds he’s always plugging on his show. |Gawker|