sarah palin is a cunt

Last we checked in on the cretin from the Klondyke, Sarah Palin, she was all set to give some super-duper-secret speech to a group of mouth-breathing Wisconsin Jesus freaks who don’t care much for Godless ladies who abort their fetuses. As you may recall, all electronic devices were oddly forbidden from the event, and now we know why: Palin was planning to go into full retard wingnut mode! But luckily for us on the outside, Politico was able to sneak a reporter into the event who has now shared with the world what he witnessed…Palin insinuating that there’s some sort of anti-God conspiracy involved with the words “In God We Trust” being moved to the edge of U.S. coins.

Reports Politico’s Jonathan Martin:

Noting that there had been a lot of “change” of late, Palin recalled a recent conversation with a friend about how the phrase “In God We Trust” had been moved to the edge of the new coins.

“Who calls a shot like that?” she demanded. “Who makes a decision like that?”

She added: “It’s a disturbing trend.”

Unsaid but implied was that the new Democratic White House was behind such a move to secularize the nation’s currency.

But the new coins – concerns over which apparently stemmed from an email chain letter widely circulated among conservatives – were commissioned by the Republican-led Congress in 2005 and approved by President Bush.

And of course, Trixie Klondyke couldn’t let an opportunity pass to strike fear into the hearts of her assembled room-temperature IQ death-cultists by insinuating that Obama’s health care reform plan might mean that their parents, grandparents and children might be sent to the gas chamber by ACORN:

“What may they feel about an elderly person who doesn’t have a whole lot of productive years left,” Palin asked an audience of about 5,000 who paid $30 each to hear her speak in an airplane hangar-like exhibition hall at the Wisconsin state fairgrounds just outside of Milwaukee. “In order to save government money, government health care has to be rationed… [so] than this elderly person that perhaps could be seen as costing taxpayers to pay for a non-productive life? Do you think our elderly will be first in line for limited health care?

“And what about the child who perhaps isn’t deemed normal or perfect per someone’s subjective measure of their use or questionable purpose in the eyes of a panel of bureaucrats making our health care decisions for us,” she continued.

You see what she did there? She didn’t come right out and say that Obama wanted to kill old people and babies, or that Obama is trying to remove any references to God from all U.S. currency, but she tossed it out there just enough for the drones in attendance to wrap their wee brains around around the idea that they might, and then they left breathing fire and probably stayed up all night forwarding crazy emails to each other, because that’s just what these people do.