Perhaps you’ve seen Sarah Palin farting around the country to promote her retarded manifesto, Going Rogue. To get around, Trixie Klondyke’s been allegedly traveling by bus, like a “real American,” so she could see the poor whites wallowing in the cornfields and whatnot, but it now appears as though that, like all things Palin, is a total load of bullshit.

She’s actually been flying around in a fancy, elitist private jet!

Yes, much has been made of the fact that Palin would be touring the country in a bus bearing the image on the cover of her book. To further promote this charade, Palin’s been tweeting and Facebooking “from the road,” as well as giving interviews to her media favorites on the bus. But it appears as if the thing’s been merely a prop all along.

Reports the Daily Beast:

As first reported by the Alaskan blog Palingates, she’s apparently been aboard UJT750, the Gulfstream American twin-jet that she first boarded at Westchester County airport shortly after noon on November 18, bound for Grand Rapids, Michigan, and the first stop on her tour…the plane’s goings and comings track Palin’s tour perfectly: from Grand Rapids to Washington, Pa. and then to Rochester, N.Y., Roanoke, Va., Fayetteville, N.C., Birmingham, Ala., and Jacksonville and Orlando.

On November 25, the plane carried Palin, her parents, her two youngest children and her Aunt Katie to Pasco, Washington, for Thanksgiving. And there it sat, at Tri-Cities Airport in Pasco, for four full days, which is a lot of inactivity for a plane that rents for more than $4,000 an hour. But it was Thanksgiving weekend and the Pasco-Richland area was where Palin wanted to be.

Palin apparently returned to New York Sunday night. At least UJT750 was scheduled to take off from Tri-Cities at 6:55 p.m. EST with an 11:30 p.m. arrival at Teterboro, N.J., anticipated. Her next signing is not until Thursday, in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Presumably, she’ll fly to Fayetteville and then board her bus again for the short ride to the local Sam’s Club. Presumably, she’ll also fly over the much greater distances that separate the stops on the western half of her tour, which stretches from Dallas to Minneapolis.

Of course, Palin’s death-cult followers will ignore all of this and claim it as another example of the liberal media trying to destroy her, so all of this is sort of pointless I suppose. Regardless, here’s video someone got of Palin getting off of her plane in North Carolina so she could meet Jesus for tea.